I don’t have a lot to add to the speculation about their budding relationship (except to say: please, please, please let Justin Bieber guest star on Keeping up with the Kardashians) but seeing Justin’s name everywhere reminded me of his newest album Purpose that I had sitting in my car but had yet to listen to. There I was, innocently driving to the preschool drop-off line daydreaming about a Biebashian baby, when I pushed play and had an experience that must be shared in gif form.
Here are the 10 stages of listening to Justin Bieber’s music in your thirties.
Stage One: Justin Bieber has a new album?
Stage Two: There’s No way i’m going to like it.
Stage Three: Well, those beats are a surprise.
Stage Four: Is that my head bobbing?
Stage Five: Full Kevin Bacon in Footloose.
Stage Six: Hold up, is he propagating rape culture?
Stage Seven: Can’t. Stop. Dancing.
Stage Eight: Why is this album so long?
Stage Nine: Who cares? More dancing.
Stage Ten: I think I’m a Belieber
I can’t be the only one. Right? Right?!
Did Justin’s new album surprise you too? Does Kourtney actually like him or did she just confuse him with a younger version of Scott Disick? Tell me in the comments!
Are you a Belieber?