If you saw the pictures of Robert Pattinson in NYC last week with Tom Sturrigge (true love lives!) than you probably wondered who that girl tagging along behind them was… was she in a hurry to get to Shake Shack for those fries and just happened to get caught in the paparazzi frame? Was she like these girls of Remember Me fame (taking it old school cause I’m so cool) being jackass fans? Or was she just a poor man’s Kristen Stewart impersonator who was just trying to get her name and services out there and what better way than trolling the real life Robert Pattinson? Cheating scandal not included.
Nope, it was FKA Twigs aka the woman who makes all that ovary pulsing music that makes you wanna get horizontal (or perpendicular or vertical or whatever) real quick. Basically, Rob is doing the girl that everyone is doing IT to. Reread that last sentence.
So we now know Ron has a type… clearly. From KStew to pal-ing around with Katy Perry to this newb FKA Twigs: he likes dark haired gals that are a tad unwashed. Like four days post shower, haven’t reapplied deodorant, wearing the same damn shirt kinda dirty. Must be the pheromones or the hint of sweat or something… after all KStew admitted Rob licking her armpits was a turn on. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT YAALLLLL. There’s no telling with this pair what will go down… licking old wool fedoras they’ve worn inside a sweaty club, making out all sweaty in front of the paps during another FREAKING HOT week here in LA.
It’s got me thinking about her song: Lights On wherein she says “When I trust you, we can do it with the lights on.” Now, Twigs… I know Rob can be reaaaall cute when he’s all done up for a photoshoot with clothes picked out by a professional stylists but do you REAAALLLLYYY want to do it with the lights on with normal Rob? Do you really want to see the moles and the smattering of chest hair and the pasty, “palsy chicken” body?!
In a word: DUH.
Best of luck to this new couple and here’s to much s making music Twigs.
So what do you think of this latest Robert Pattison girlfriend development? Meant to be