So, Snitch is about The Rock who plays a beefy Dad trying to save his son who gets caught up in a drug deal gone bad. Since the son can’t SNITCH (ahem) The Rock has to figure a way to work with the Feds. Clearly, The Rock will be throwing down, beating up on people, doing stunts, there will probably be a shirtless work out montage where his muscle noticeably grow on camera and the son will probably get rescued. So obvi, it’s for the ladies… I mean their boyfriends and us ladies will act like this is a HUGE burden for us to watch but it will totally not be. WHY, besides The Rock shirtless (someone tell us if this actually happens) everyone’s favorite male Katniss JD Pardo plays a dude named Benicio whom we are guessing is on the bad guys side with Benjamin Bratt. Remember him?! So this has all the makings of an awesome chick flick. The Rock, JD and Benjamin Bratt. Done and doner.
Anyhoo watch this trailer and then check the movie times at your local cinema and tell your boyfriend/significant other/coffee barista crush that you have a surprise for them. YOU’RE WELCOME.
And you know we love JD:
Speaking of chick flicks… we want to remind you that pre-Twilight and pre-Revolution and pre-hanging with The Rock, JD Pardo was in A Cinderella Story. Yes, the Cinderella Story with Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murrary that caused a feud between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Over CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY or all people. GIRLS.
Let’s take a look back at some of our favorite moments…
This is the moment the studio told them the film would self distruct after 5 years and no one would ever know they played high schoolers at 25. THE STUDIO LIED.
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This is the moment they realized the studio lied and these photos and outfits would live forever on the internet. Chad Michael Murray thought they’d disappeared at the same time as his career.
Somewhere the dude on the right cries into this Aeropostale shirt while still wearing that man jewelry middle ring finger (he kept them both, natch). Here’s hoping JD still has this shell necklace.
This is the moment these guys realized the studio was just fucking around and this wasn’t really going to be a movie, just an elaborate prank to get blackmail material on Chad Michael Murray for the rest of his life. Even that extra dressed like a prisoner is laughing at them. Well, joke’s on the studio now and poor Sophia Bush. What ever happened to CMM?
This is the moment JD was daydreaming of wearing that shell necklace with the Aeropostale shirt, that three muskateers hat and his Nahuel loin clothe (he knew he would play Nahuel, Alice told him) together.
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Ok, go see Snitch and get some brownie points from your man. How about it? Buy the tickets yet? Still staring at the gif wall up there? It’s cool, we get it.
PS Omar from The Wire is in Snitch! AND Shane from The Walking Dead! ALL THESE REASONS TO GO!
Sources: 1, Cineplex, Hotflicks
