Read spoilers about “Dead Men Tell No Tales” and cry with me.
Yes, No, Maybe So: Super Bowl Movie Ads
Apparently some football was played, but obviously movies were the most important part of the Super Bowl.
“Dead Men Tell No Tales”: The Trailer for the 100 % Necessary “Pirates” Movie
Yup, another one of these. Dead Men Tell No Tales and apparently also don’t tell someone that it might be a good idea to put anyone we recognize in the trailer.
It’s The Pirates of the Caribbean Ten Year Anniversary
And I am not handling it well…It’s time for the “Spiraling into a Violent Abyss of Misery: Summer Edition!!!