Currently obsessed with watching bad tv, having abrasive political opinions, always being right and getting the biggest laugh. She has a husband, 3 kids and a dog. You can probably find an accurate portrayal of her family by Googling “stereotypical white middle class family.” Follow her on Twitter @HeidiRochelle
For the final group date of this week’s episode, Nick took 6 women to the Museum of Broken Relationships. (No really, that’s a thing. They tweeted me when I made fun of it.) Ironically, “Museum of Broken Relationships” is also the working title of Nick’s autobiography. (That’s not a thing, but it should be.)
On Monday night, Nick’s fourth chance at love premiered with the arrival of his 30 potential fiances. Rest assured that they are all young, beautiful and will be selling flat tummy tea to their Instagram followers by February. Here are the top moments from The Bachelor’s season premiere with my gif reactions.
Things are about to get romantic on Bachelor in Paradise, If you consider romance to be getting matching tattoos from a man named Chops or body painting your partner while a topless woman plays a wind instrument. Spoiler alert: both of those things actually happened this week.
The bells of Bachelor Nation tolling, because a new king has been crowned. Nick Viall is our new Bachelor.
She watches so you don’t have to!
1. Another 3 hours of Bachelor in Paradise is about to begin.
2. I can’t believe it has already been 4 weeks.
3. Why didn’t the last 4 weeks of pregnancy with any of my babies ever go this quickly?
4. Speaking of babies, we are two minutes in and Ashley is already harmonizing her sobs with ominous music.
5. It really is Paradise.