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He’s back. The red suit. The caustic comebacks. The complexion that looks as though Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs had some filthy, nasty sex with the tanning bed mom.
Yes, I mean Deadpool.
Ryan Reynolds returns as America’s favorite merc with the mouth in a NSFW three minute teaser that reminded all of us that the wrong Ryan was nominated for this year’s Oscars.
There’s so much cinematic brilliance in this teaser – which is longer than an actual movie trailer that when they do finally release the trailer for Deadpool 2 , I expect it to be at least a half an hour long – where does one even begin?
So, here are my thoughts while watching Deadpool – No Good Deed.
But wait, there’s more: if you’re reading this post thinking that I’m about to point out Easter eggs in the teaser and how the producers are hinting at a Cable spin-off and what could the Firefly posters really mean, sorry. This isn’t the post for you. If you’re here to see screenshots of Ryan’s asscheeks pressed up against a telephone booth, welcome my friend.