This is not the post I had planned for today. I had a hilarious and clever post about NBC’s new show Emerald City planned for today. I have spent the entire day attempting to mentally write it. The note section in my phone is filled with random thoughts and ideas about what to write. Sadly, that’s where it still is, in my phone, unfinished and lonely.
Alright, what’s the problem? Well, my friends, the problem is my brain doesn’t want to write right now. I have the dreaded writer’s block. Like a tiny little germ that has festered into a full-blown infection, absolutely everything I write is infected with nothing but pure crap. It started a few weeks ago when I was feeling under the weather. I couldn’t write a thing then and I have been struggling since then.
So, what did I do all day today? Let me enlighten you:
- Researched random things on the internet
- Spent 20 minutes calling Amazon because I was missing a tote from my Amazon fresh order
- Got off phone and tote was delivered
- Played Disney’s Emoji Blitz
- Made a pot roast for dinner
- Snack break
- Reread a book I’ve read 4 times.
- Watched endless make-up tutorials on YouTube
- Made cinnamon sugar honey butter
- Stared outside at the rain for 30 mins
- Had a prolonged conversation about inappropriate sock chewing with my dogs
- Snack break
- Attempted a cut crease in my eye makeup
- Washed my face and reminded myself that cut creases aren’t everything (yes, they really are)
- Got my new iPhone in the mail/attempted to set it up by myself
- Cried over my inability to do simple tasks like set-up a phone
- Watched the video 3 times on how to correctly export my info
- Stopped exporting info when it clogged up my wifi and I couldn’t use the internet on my iPad
- Watched Dr. Phil
- Deleted over a hundred videos and 500 pictures
- Snack break
- Attempted to export again
- Stopped export when I saw it was still going to take 3 hours
- Spent 15 minutes picking out a nail polish color – decided against painting nails
- Napped
- Binge watched The Last Man on Earth
- Snack break
You guys, I was so productively unproductive. In some ways, it was kind of a great way to spend a day off, in other ways it was pure hell and it isn’t even over yet. Someone wish me luck on writing that Emerald City post. I promise you nothing but laughter and entertainment.
