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We are all about to embark on the time-honored tradition immortalized in so many holiday movies over the years. The family dinner. And because this year is just TOO much, it’s fairly obvious that just about every single one of us is … absolutely dreading it.
Back in 2015, we were naive enough to think that the talk around the dinner table could be curbed with this Thanksgiving miracle:
But there has been no Adele to save us. We thought Lin-Manuel Miranda was taking up the mantle of Music Messiah this year, but then Hamilton went and got itself talked about on Fox News, so we can’t even surprise our relatives with a perfect rendition of One Last Time.
2016 is the year to gird up your loins, pick your battles and decide just exactly what kind of holiday dinner you want to have. So I’ve taken the best of the most awkward ones from holiday movies, and I’ll let you decide how you want to play it.
Go forth, and wreak havoc.
I mean go for gold and either tell your mother-in-law to get out of your kitchen or throw a punch.
We all need Oprah at our table.
I plan on ugly crying at least twice.
I.Am.Him. Distract with a capella.
There are no winners here. Just none. None.
Ok, this one is not a joke. You probably have a relative that will equate the Pledge of Allegiance with religion this year. Yikes.
This is the one I hope we all have. Here’s hoping your mashed potatoes are so creamy.