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Euro 2016 certainly brought a plethora of gorgeous European footballers to our attention, so this Premier League season I’ve decided to continue the trend. I present a TN first: a weekly Hot Guys of Sports. Every week the league plays, I will showcase another Premier League player worthy of a gander. Sure, we missed week one, but that was my reminder of how hot this league is!
I’m calling this series Match Fit as a play on the British English slang of “fit” = “hot”, but also (for you non-sports readers) they say a player is “match fit” if he is back in form and ready to play for that week’s match. This is especially used after a player undergoes a major injury, which leads us directly to our first week’s player…
Manchester United’s hottest starter in the 2015-16 season, Luke Shaw, suffered a double broken leg during a horrible tackle in the September 2015 Champion’s League game against PSV Eindhoven. It was devastating for Luke Shaw, ManUtd, and me personally, because Luke Shaw was seriously the sexiest player on the pitch.
He was also hella fast, playing left back, and I was very worried he would never be that fast again. But 11 months later, Luke Shaw is back on the pitch and ready to run. And you know what? He is even sexier now! And still incredibly fast (insert sexual innuendo here)!
When I’m watching a ManU game, which is every week because they are my team, I find myself noticing Luke Shaw’s ass in particular. I definitely think it’s his best asset, if you will. There’s always that moment of seeing it and thinking, “That guy is HOT” and then realizing “Oh, it’s Luke Shaw, of course.” Then I grin to myself cheekily. I’m telling you this only because I don’t want you to feel alone in your lusting over a guy born in 1995.
Yes, Luke just turned 21 in July, so he’s not awkwardly too young, but he’s still really really young for me to be macking on this hard. His zodiac is cancer though, which I am as well, so we at least have that going for our non-existent relationship of epic true love.
The point is, I typically like dark haired, silver fox dudes with a good amount of body hair, scruffy beards, piercing eyes, and pleasant smiles, but youthful blondie Luke Shaw just does things to me that I cannot deny. I had to share him with all you fine people, and I will now share a photo of him in an ice bath…
If you’re ever thinking, “Truly I need more Luke Shaw in my life”, which would be totally normal to think, you can find him on social media… his twitter handle is @lukeshaw23, and his instagram is also lukeshaw23 because why complicate things? He also should be back on the England national team for the 2018 World Cup, so keep an eye out for him there…
(Only Premier League for now… maybe next season we’ll take on Serie A or La Liga?)