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Standing ovation you guys! This is some crack old Hollywood-esque fake matchmaking work, cause what’s the quickest way to get over your relationship with a long term boyfriend and what’s the quickest way to get publicity when pushing for the James Bond role? YUP, totally not staged beach kissing photos!!!!!
These pictures are almost as real as the pictures of Taylor and Jake Gyllenhaal getting coffee or Taylor and Harry Styles or Taylor and Taylor… orrrrrr hmmm sensing a theme here. This also draws into question Tom and his relationship with I Saw The Light and Marvel costar Elizabeth Olsen which makes me a lil sad, really Tom? Taylor’s got albums to sale, I can almost understand her “relationships” but Tom? I’m kinda disappointed or maybe I applaud his Hollywood business acumen? It’s too soon after this news to tell.
From what the internet says… it began at the Met Ball with this little dance…
And then apparently The Sun “broke” the fake news with their WORLD EXCLUSIVE when Taylor and Tom’s publicists conference-called The Sun with the address, date, time and what lenses to bring, to the new lovers walk on the beach.
Bonus points to Tom’s publicist for getting TWO of Tom’s projects in the title of this piece!
Because we don’t want to get sued by the The Sun and whatever photographer they hired who is conveniently located near Taylor Swift’s beach front home… let’s go to the internet to look at the photos… or The Sun, your choice!
how can y’all be calm about Hiddleswift when they’ve just buried a body at sea pic.twitter.com/nwxeJBenuw
— Russ Fischer (@russfischer) June 15, 2016
Is it irony or stupid coincidence that there’s a Carin in the shot and those are usually used to mark a burial (this relationship in two weeks) or a trail (for the paparazzi to follow).
Look what finally came in the mail! pic.twitter.com/CowP3P72KS
— Bob Marshall (@bobmarshall) June 15, 2016
Color coordinating for your first public appearance at a secluded beach is totally the IT thing this summer.
— Melinda Salisbury (@AHintofMystery) June 15, 2016
I almost cannot with the forced touching… COME ON TOM, why do you make me question how cool you WERE?
SHE SAID IT:
i’m obsessed with how awkward these photos of taylor swift and tom hiddleston are pic.twitter.com/8xR3rr8D5k
— elena (@elena_yip) June 15, 2016
Even the internet knows somethin’ just ain’t right about this
If I put 1/10th of as much effort into doing anything as Taylor Swift does into staging relationships I would be President
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) June 15, 2016
And the hilarious haters
In a scale of 1 to Taylor Swift
How strong is your rebound game?
— Rod Escalada (@rodescalada) June 16, 2016
If Taylor Swift didn’t want us to know about her new relationship those photos wouldn’t exist.
— roxane gay (@rgay) June 16, 2016
but why does taylor swift and tom hiddleston feel like a punch in the heart? I like both of them, but…
THERAPIST: aaaand that’s our time
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2016
— Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed) June 16, 2016
Salon had a really weird take on it hours after the news broke…
When mass shootings dominate headlines, kids need strong bonds. Here’s Tom Hiddleston https://t.co/EDj1gR2w9P
— Salon.com (@Salon) June 16, 2016
all of us coming to terms with the fact that tom hiddleston is basic. pic.twitter.com/cNFTomWN63
— E. Alex Jung (@e_alexjung) June 15, 2016
My daughter would say “Tom Hiddleston is not bad, he just made a bad choice,” and I’m going to try to focus on that. pic.twitter.com/6fzWnITw2h
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) June 15, 2016
Live footage of Tumblr since the Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift rumor broke: pic.twitter.com/bPOhd3U9Bx
— Fangirl Jeanne (@fangirlJeanne) June 15, 2016
And then the internet found this Fanfic written TWO years ago (by Taylor) about this very thing.
This girl wrote a fanfic about Tom and Taylor hooking up at the Met Gala… TWO YEARS AGO https://t.co/b1pDJOCZJB
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) June 15, 2016
And then Calvin Harris was like BE GONE BIOTCH and deleted all traces of their year long relationship. OUCH.
— E! News (@enews) June 15, 2016
It’s sad when you think someone like Tom Hiddleston is above stuntin’ but then again, it makes sense cause WE’RE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT. Kudos to the publicists and please let’s revisit this in another month to see if they’re still together and if so, call me a hater!
Also if anyone else makes a joke about Taylor and Tom keeping their relationship LO-KI or wondering what song Taylor will write about Tom, I will set fire to Twitter. Get some new material!!
Thoughts? Tears? Are they unbroken or is totally a fake set up. Join me in the comments!