Oh boy. Last night’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine was a doozy. Jake and Amy realize that Captain Holt has been lonely since his husband Kevin has been on an extended sabbatical in Paris. Amy’s way of combating Holt’s loneliness? Inviting him to the movies and to trivia night. Normal things, right? Jake’s way of perking up Ol’ Captain Holt? Opening up an old cold case about the Italian Mafia and lying to Holt about having a new lead on the case. What could go wrong?
Mumps. That’s a funny word.
After being told Jake and Holt had developed the mumps and may develop EXTREME testicular discomfort, both Captain Holt and Jake responded with a very uncomfortable: “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool!”
Miracle of Movement
Anyone who watches the Brooklyn Nine-Nine knows, Gina lives to dance. She dances to live. It’s who she is. It’s what she does. That’s why she is: A Miracle of Movement.
Gina better watch out, Boyle’s got some moves.
Goiters
I don’t if goiters really do happen with mumps or not and honestly I am way to scared of what grossness may pop-up on my computer screen to even attempt a quick google search. So all I am going to say is this: Jake and Captain Holt developed goiters from their mumps. Jake named his goiter Simon and Captain Holt named his Balthazar. According to the Captain, Balthazar is in fact a “Thirsty Bitch”. #YESSSSS
The Mumps Have Reached My Testicles
Then came the moment when that EXTREME testicular discomfort we discussed before became a real thing that really happened. Popsicles and peas were placed in ahhh…swollen places.
Trust us grumpy cat, you wouldn’t want those popsicles. #Gross
Rosa Gets a Dog
Sadly, Boyle’s dog Jason passed away. Rosa thought she could replace him with a new puppy and make Boyle get back to work. In the end, Rosa got a new puppy and threatened the entire Nine-Nine if anything ever happened to it. Welcome to the Nine-Nine little Arlo, you’re super adorbs.
Honestly, this week’s episode was so funny it was really hard for my husband and I to agree to our five funniest moments. Some honorable mentions are: Jake passing out from a fever, Captain Holt writing case and kase repeatedly on a window, Holt and Jake getting into a goiter poking fight, Terry slamming a door and breaking a large portion of the Nine-Nine, and Hitchcock and Scully fighting over a meatball sub.
I wish I worked at the Nine-Nine. *sigh* Till next week friends. Try not to catch the mumps, that looked terrible.
Did you watch this week’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine?
