You know that super annoying Geico commercial that features Salt N Pepa following around some people who are pushing buttons and it kinda doesn’t really make sense? Well, I found the commercial they should have made. Whatever advertising agency that created this campaign is crying their eyes out because this is TRUE vision.
Prepare to bust out your best moves circa 1991 in your cubicle as you watch this Grandpa from West Virginia WERK dat floor.
1. He is everything!
I don’t even know where to begin, from the cell phone belt clip to the Old Navy cargo pants he HIKES up when he does that twerk move/tootie roll to that on-one-knee-slide move, FUPA be damned!
2. She’s a Golden Girl
Now let’s not forget his dance partner who is clearly either Blanche Devereaux or is channeling her joie de vivre on a scary level that we could all learn from. I don’t know about you from I just added spiked boots wit tha fur, lycra pants and a belted sequined top to my Pinterest fashion board.
3. Move over Dance Shows
Can we all agree this man needs his own show. Bring back soul train for this Grandpa and cancel So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing with the Stars and America’s Best Dance crew, cause this guy just won EVERYTHING.
4. Best Wedding Guest Ever?!
If I ever get married you better believe this guy is first on the invite list. He doesn’t even need to RSVP. Hell, he can be a bridesmaid, I just want his energy and his movies to start the dance party
5. Please Let This Be Real!
I really want SO BAD to believe this video was taken on just another Wednesday night in some West Virginian casino and these two aren’t trained dancers in costume and this isn’t a marketing ploy by Geico to get us to buy more insurance, cause take my money, this guy sold it SOOOO hard.
6. HORIZONTAL!
Why can’t the people who are blessed with the presence of true artists like this dancing grandpa remember to TURN THEIR CAMERA PHONES SIDEWAYS?!?!?!?!
It’s almost Friday yall… so time to start Pushin’ It. REAAAALLL GOOD. Does anyone have a grandpa or drunk uncle who can dance like this? Can I meet him?