Everyone (except Nikki b/c #tayhatingBitch) was talking about Sean O’pry the hot guy/model featured in Taylor Swift’s latest Music Video for Blank Space. And I agree… That guy is good looking.
But… Haven’t they ALL been? Okay sometimes they’re a bit young for our taste because Taylor, while an old soul, is like 12 years old. But I have had a crush on Taylor Swift’s life and the fantasies she gets to live out in her music videos for years, so I decided to do a deep dive of research and dive into Taylor’s Music Videos from the past almost 10 years and rank the top guys in order of hotness. I present to you:
The Definitive Ranking of the Hot Guys in Taylor Swift’s Music Videos
In order of Uglies to Most Hotties, sprinkled in with the level of creepiness we should feel based on their age. No science was used. Unless wine counts as science. Then half a bottle of science was used.
Friendzoner in Teardrops on my Guitar
Fantasy Fulfilled: Epic teen fantasizes (sadly unrequited) on hot high school pal
Starring: Tyler HIlton
How Creepy do We feel: 100% but only because of chain necklace and thumb ring (born 11/22/83)
Height: 6’2”
Dorky Boy you’re trying to get over in The Story of Us
Fantasy Fulfilled: Eh…. Not too much because he was kinda a cheating fratty d-bag, but I bet there was some frisky business happening in the library of your prep school
Starring: {my internet abilities failed me on this one. Let’s call him, Open Mouth Cutie}
Football player boy next door from “You belong with Me”
Fantasy Fulfilled: High school Quarterback leaves Cheerleader for dorky you
Starring: Lucas Till
How Creepy Do we Feel: 75%. Born in 1990
Height: 5’10”
Bad Boy from I Knew you were Trouble
Fantasy Fulfilled: Bad Boy, Tattoo, troubled artist who treats you like shit but oh.. the sex…
Starring: Reeve Carney
How Creepy Do we Feel: 0%. Born 4/18/83
Height: 6’0”
Guy whose heart you broke in Back to December
Fantasy Fulfilled: The power of breaking the heart of a guy that hot
Starring: Guy playing the part of Taylor Lautner: Guntars Asmanis.
How Creepy do We feel: 45% Creepy. He was 20 in 2011. So approximately 23.
Height: 6’2”
Small town heartbreaker in White Horse
Fantasy Fulfilled: None. No thanks cheater
Starring: Stephen Colleti
How Creepy Do we Feel: 10% 2/7/86
Height: 6’0”
Young Love from Mine
Fantasy Fulfilled: Meeting a waiter and actually turning it into more than a one night stand
Starring: Toby Hemingway
How Creepy do We feel: 0% Creepy 5/28/83
Height: 5’10”
Romeo from Love Story
Fantasy Fulfilled: Regency Romance with a Duke. Or a Prince. Or a Earl. Any will do.
Starring: Justin Gaston
How Creepy Do we Feel: 30% Born 8/12/88
Height: 6’
Country Boy from Tim McGraw
Fantasy Fulfilled: Country Boy. Big Truck. Pond make out
Starring: Clayton Collins
How Creepy Do We Feel: Unknown but guess less than 30% because he seems to be a grown up in NYC
Height: Unknown 🙁
Ordinary Guy from Ours
Fantasy Fulfilled: Terrible job in bland outfit with sneaks made better by ordinary guy and epic love. Also #Mercia
Starring: Zach Gilford
How Creepy Do we Feel: 0% 1/14/82
Height: 5’8”
Asshole from We are need Ever getting Back together
Fantasy Fulfilled: Breaking up with a guy that hot
Starring: Noah mills
How Creepy do we feel: 12% Born 4/26/1985
Height: 6’2”
The Ex From Blank Space
Fantasy Fulfilled: Passionate love affair with a guy with whom it’ll never last
Starring: Sean O’Pry
How Creepy Do we Feel: 50% Born 7/5/89
Height: 6’1″
French boy from “Begin Again”
Fantasy Fulfilled: Hot European rebound guy who has an Accent. AN ACCENT. Also he’s a photographer
Starring: Vladimir Perrin
How Creepy do we feel: Unknown. I literally cannot find anything about him online
Also This Dress Forever:
What do you think? Did I get it right? Do you want Taylor’s life as much as I do?
