How all 236 episodes of Friends on Netflix is going to change my life

I am in my last semester of my business degree at the University of Pittsburgh, and I’m a marketing major. For anyone (everyone) that doesn’t know exactly what I am implying by that, it is something like this: anyone and everyone in my graduating class that isn’t a marketing major has a job lined up and is well prepared to start adulthood come graduation. Usually I feel okay about my uncertain fate because most of my friends are marketing majors and unsure as well. Except they all just got job offers from their summer internships, and I’m sitting here, 60 days from my December graduation, having zero idea what I am going to do when I’m done school.

Pause internet-venting session. This morning I’m eating my daily bagel and surfing the web and see the best headline of all headlines:

All 236 episodes of Friends are coming to Netflix on January 1, 2015.

And I finally know what I’m going to do after graduation.

I am officially hitting pause on my job-search and am going to spend my time doing something much more important: Brainstorming ways on how my life is about to change:

The one with No New Friends

I don’t need to stress out about making new, post-grad friends, because #nonewfriends !

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The one with No Job

There is no need to find a job, because according to Friends that seems completely unnecessary

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The one where I don’t leave the couch

Why find a local hang… the couch at my Dad’s place is comfy enough

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The one with no man

No man will be as good as my main men on Friends – Joey, Chandler and the occasional Ross are enough

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The one with no roommates

What, Dad? You want me to find roommates and move out? That’s impossible because no roommate can live up to Monica or Rachel

 

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The one with all the pizza

My main food group is now pizza, because that’s the only appropriate meal when watching friends

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The one with no danger

No need to take self-defense lessons because:

1. I can’t afford to live in the city without a job (how do they do it?)

2. I won’t ever leave my comfy couch in the burbs

3. I can learn just enough to get by from Ross

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The one with no new hobbies

No need for new hobbies – my old ones work just fine

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The one with no money

Not being able to afford anything isn’t a big deal

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The one with the real world

I can be okay with finally being in the real world, and being completely unsure whether I love or hate it.

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So what about you? Are you excited to binge watch all 10 seasons of Friends come January 1? What is your ALL TIME FAVORITE Friends Episode?

Written by Lydia

Lydia is a almost-college graduate, who left her heart in Barcelona over a year ago {seriously, she won’t change her phone back to #merican’ time telling}. She loves cats, her nephew, telling her older sisters why they are wrong about stereotypes about college life on a big campus and helping her dad with computer issues when she’s home on a break.

Yes, she’s another sister of Bekah’s (there are 4) and she wrote this bio for her. #sorrynotsorry

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