DAMN YOU EVA MENDES!!! WE were supposed to live happily ever after with the white picket fence doing Dirty Dance style lifts on Friday nights and making tons of little Noah Calhouns with Ryan. NOT YOU! Why are you doing this to us? WHYYYYY!!?!?!
Unless you’ve been living under a rock without a wifi connection than you probably heard that one of That’s Normal’s most beloved boyfriends, Ryan Gosling is going to be a dad… with Eva Mendes.
With this blow to ladykind everywhere, how will we recover? Besides creating the obvious FuckYeaDaddyGosling Tumblr (probably already a thing by now) how will we spend our time? How will other men match up now that Ryan will be fathering a child, proving that he really can have and DO it all? I can’t help but think the common men of the world are also asking… WHY?!?!?!
I mean, even Nick Carter and the Backstreet Boys are broken up about it, RYAN! Why’d you have to go and continue to be the best?
Sure, we’re a bit upset that he didn’t pick us to procreate with and thus ensuring the Gosling gene is around for future generations to get flustered over but we’re also wondering about how Rachel McAdams feels about this, what about Allie and Noah? Will we never have the MTV Best Kiss moment recreated at the Notebook 20th Anniversary release? WHY?!
And then he goes and stuff like this…
And we’re like… FINE… be happy, live your perfect life with Eva Mendes, who’s living our perfect life, and have a baby together and be an awesome Dad who sometimes walks shirtless around the house and we’ll be ok… we’ll be oh…kaaaay.
But really Ryan Gosling father who will be awesome, CONGRATULATIONS! Maybe this means we’ll need to create a new category here at That’s Normal: Hot Dads We Google. Yeaaaaa, that has a ring to it!
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