News broke over the weekend that Charlie Hunnam will no longer be playing the best dressed sex addict in Seattle Christian Grey… and then the world died. Well, it didn’t really die, we’re not THAT dramatic here at That’s Normal… but it did divide.
Enter the women who dreamed of being beaten and battered by the hot British hunk who are now crying their eyes out. Source .
And in the blue corner we have the delusional mommy-porn addicts who still think that Ian Somerhalder is the only man for the Grey Enterprises job. . .Now we have an all out entertainment war:
…and even more time to speculate about who will actually be the man tying us up in our dreams.
I for one and NOT happy about this. Not only did Charlie pull out on me just when I was getting exciting (pun totally intended!) but now I have to cope with losing the Fifty of my dreams and only hope that whoever they end up casting in his place is remotely close to as sexual (which I doubt, I mean, did you SEE the opening episode of Sons of Anarchy season 6?!?!?!)
Questions galore are popping up all over the internet wondering who will replace him and if whoever they cast will have chemistry with Dakota Johnson. Meanwhile I’m FREAKING out over here because I wasn’t entirely sold on Dakota to begin with. Source .
I trusted that she would be a good Ana because Charlie, the man that I’ve followed through a cinematic journey spanning from Queer as Folk to Nicholas Nickelby to SOA and back, told us that he had great chemistry with her. I decided to like her in the role because he told me (yes, he spoke directly to me… IN MY DREAMS! ) that she would be good. Now that he’s gone, I don’t know if she can pull it off.
Now, going back to my original post, I’m sticking with Dakota because until the movie Gods tell me otherwise, I have no choice. But I’m definitely more apprehensive about it. With Charlie in the picture I was like this… Source .
…and now I’m like this SourceSo for now, until we hear who will be replacing Charlie, let’s all agree that Fifty can be whoever we want him to be. Since my heart is already broken, I’m thinking that I should take a new approach to the Fifty of my dreams… maybe one of these might be a safer alternative… or or Source, Source, SourceOr maybe this guy…
Who’s YOUR new Fifty??? .
Written by Claire
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